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It’s the announcement you’ve all been waiting for… we just signed an off-duty contract with Sheriff Dash. This new delivery service is the hottest trend and we couldn’t wait to get on board. That’s right, when our deputies aren’t out patrolling the streets of Pierce County, they’ll be guarding your grub like it’s their own and getting it to you at record speeds.
Disclaimer: We don’t deliver – don’t ask… it ain’t gonna happen. We also can’t be responsible for half-eaten or milkshakes that don’t know how to hold on while taking a turn at pursuit speeds.
Give us a try… download the Sheriff Dash app today! #AprilFools #WouldntItBeNice
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